Pablo Francisco Quotes

#1. Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

Pablo Francisco

#2. All heat drained from my face. Holy shit. I hadn't even started my new job and already I was insulting my new boss ... right after sleeping with him. I was worse than Sylvie. "So you're - "
My speech eluded me.
"Jett Mayfield, the stingy SOB who just hired you." He held out his palm.

J.C. Reed

#3. Strength in peace. Strength in love. Always.

Janice Anderson

#4. Villa will probably play a lot worse than this and lose.

Alan Parry

#5. In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

Pablo Francisco

#6. COMPASSION ALERT:
As we enter the Season of Goodwill - Feel the warm glow in your heart by lighting up a smile on someone's face

Kamil Ali

#7. Architecture is a visual art, and the buildings speak for themselves.

Julia Morgan

#8. I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee like he's their mother: "Wah! Did you see what he did?" Then they get back to playing soccer again.

Pablo Francisco

#9. Hesternal, I remembered, meant, "pertaining to yesterday." I was nodding over the rest of the phrase

Alan Bradley

#10. I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

Pablo Francisco

#11. For all problems of existence are essentially problems of harmony.

Sri Aurobindo

#12. I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys: "I gotta get home, man, Family Guy's on! I gotta race to my TV before I miss the episode of Family Guy!" I'm not one of those guys.

Pablo Francisco

#13. I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

Pablo Francisco

#14. How do you judge the brightness of a light when you're the source? A spotlight can never see the shadows it casts.

Neal Shusterman

#15. Chicken pot pie
those are my three favorite things.

Pablo Francisco

#16. Don LaFontaine was very intelligent. He used to say to me, "Always save your money, son". And I said, "Can I start doing voiceovers?" And he said, "You can, Pablo. You can. Don't worry, we'll talk about that later."

Pablo Francisco

#17. I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.

Pablo Francisco

#18. I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

Pablo Francisco

#19. In Sweeden every city looks the same. I've been to sixteen cities, and every single city is the same! The same cobblestone, the same McDonalds, the same everything. Everything was designed by the same guy. They must have saved a lot of money when they designed all the cities.

Pablo Francisco

#20. Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art.

Matt Lucas

#21. Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

Pablo Francisco

#22. He saw no cracks in the fabric of existence that demanded a Creator. Not until his existence cracked around him.

Matthew Mather

#23. I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Pablo Francisco

#24. I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

Pablo Francisco

#25. Oh, sorry. I'm not ... uh ... interrupting something that will make me uncomfortable, am I?

G.A. Aiken