Over The Top Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 40 Over The Top Funny Quotes

#1. Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer - Author: Mike Ingham
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#2. Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. - Author: Lisa Lampanelli
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#3. Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. - Author: Katie McGarry
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#4. When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#5. The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. - Author: Bill Bailey
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#6. Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#7. You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! - Author: Randy Orton
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#8. I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one. - Author: John Legend
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#9. He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald patch on top of his head fringed by curls when we stood side by side. - Author: Joss Stirling
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#10. I can count on one hand the people who are legendary in my book, and Tom Waits is certainly right at the top. It's funny, though: When I tell people that I like Tom's music, it surprises them. - Author: Steve Vai
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#11. Kill first, ask questions of the corpse later - Author: G.A. Aiken
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#12. We moved to Baltimore, Maryland, in 1979, when I was five. The funny thing is that, even though Baltimore had one of the top murder rates in the country in those days, I grew up hearing about how dangerous New York was. - Author: Philipp Meyer
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#13. I cranked the volume on the stereo and sang at the top of my lungs to an old Britney Spears song, my possession and enjoyment of which, I hoped, would remain a secret between me and my car. - Author: Heather Hildenbrand
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#14. I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#15. I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Author: Steven Wright
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#16. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. - Author: Pete Dye
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#17. She stopped pushing but declared; Prentice, I know how this works. Sure, she seems fine now. But in fifteen years when she's standing on top of a clocktower with an automatic rifle mowing down innocent bystanders, dont't call ME asking what went wrong. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#18. I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' - Author: Carrot Top
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#19. My brothers and sister and me grew up making fun of each other, the way we'd speak or move. When we get together, everyone's funny, quick, loud, and speaks on top of each other. It was like a great comedy school; nothing is precious. - Author: Colman Domingo
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#20. He was becoming aware that there was no such thing as over-the-top with Lawrence Davenport, as long as you were talking to Lawrence Davenport about Lawrence Davenport. - Author: Jeffrey Archer
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#21. I always wanted my kids to like me and think I was funny, so I made up this story about a kid named Jake and his racecar that he had built from scratch, fully loaded with whatever fantastical gadget he or I wanted him to have at the moment. I loved making up the stories off the top of my head. - Author: Rhea Perlman
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#22. SHUT UP," Carot Top say, the cocane now taking effect. "This isnt Poetry 101. People want to laugh. Your suposed to be a 'King' of Prop Comedy. But youve been acting more like a jester of prop comedy. - Author: Seinfeld 2000
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#23. I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. - Author: Kaley Cuoco
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#24. And last, it was after he was relieved to find she was right about Psych. It wasn't geeky. There were no spaceships, alternate universes or fantastical explanations for ridiculous plot devices. It was just damned funny and, to top that, clever. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#25. I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished. - Author: Jean Dujardin
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#26. When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening. - Author: Amy Poehler
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#27. A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio. - Author: William Safire
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#28. Something you want to tell me?"
"Um ... your scrub top's on inside out?"
"What?" He glances down. "Why didn't you tell me sooner?"
I shrug. "It was funny. - Author: Lindy Zart
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#29. The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split. - Author: Jerry Coleman
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#30. I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. - Author: Carrot Top
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#31. The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it. - Author: Alan Coren
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#32. It's always funny to me when people meet me. They really think I'm from the East coast off top. When they get to talkin' to me, they go "Oh no, she's sooooo Southern" - Author: Aeriel Miranda
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#33. In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' - Author: Carrot Top
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#34. I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#35. You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. - Author: Paul Stanley
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#36. As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to pretend that I got there accidentally. "How the hell did I get up here? I guess I have to slide down. Whee!" That's what you say when you're having fun. You refer to yourself and some other people. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#37. If I had cast someone else who didn't have that kind of timing, it would have been leaden and one note. But Ann [Morgan Guilbert] made her really human and really funny without being caricatured or over the top. She feels like a real person. - Author: Nicole Holofcener
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#38. I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard. - Author: Carrot Top
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#39. I don't think I'm an intentional liar, but I'm a little bit of an exaggerator sometimes. If I'm exaggerating, and the journalist exaggerates on top of that, then we end up in funny territory. - Author: Autre Ne Veut
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#40. I really don't have a type. I never had a type. If I could put them all together, it's, like, the most different grouping. So I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. - Author: Kaley Cuoco
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