Over Scheduling Children And Hyper Parenting Quotes

#1. Imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse. That would be chaos. I would think that if you were the headless horseman's horse, you would be very confused. "I don't think this dude can see."

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I think Dwight loves being number two. I don't think he has any desire to be number one. He wants to be number two no matter where he goes. It's like Avis. 'We try harder.' That's Dwight.

Rainn Wilson

#3. The fact that he didn't get credit for a while is more the story of social injustice. But his own spirit wasn't driven by that, and wasn't dependent upon that. He just wished he had the cash to go to medical school.

Mary Stuart Masterson

#4. Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars.

Robert Jordan

#5. I promised never to let the Rwandan Genocide die because I knew the Rwandans didn't have much power internationally and certainly didn't have the resources. I felt it was my duty having witnessed it, and having stayed to witness it, that I had to talk about it and keep it going.

Romeo Dallaire

#6. Honey, I don't care, I ain't in love with your hair, and if it all fell out I'd love you anyway.

Randy Travis

#7. One of the disconcerting things about writing for publication is that you're trying to clear your little parcel of land in a field where Taste is king - and, as we all know, there's no accounting for Taste.

Darin Strauss

#8. I'm going to tell it straight, that yes, I'd love to be traded

Terry Bradshaw

#9. So basically, I'm like, who the fuck are you Maria Griffiths? A fucking idiot, is who.

Imogen Binnie

#10. How a Brand is received is determined by how it's perceived

Bernard Kelvin Clive

#11. While I fielded holiday news requests and worked on my end of year expense reports, the Angel of Death sat opposite my desk and played Angry Birds on his cell phone.

Elicia Hyder

#12. I'm not just sleeping with an assassin. I've grown very attached to one.

J.A. Redmerski

#13. I can't wait for the oil wells to run dry, for the last gob of black, sticky muck to come oozing out of some remote well. Then the glory of sail will return.

Tristan Jones

#14. We have a whole generation of men who don't understand how much they mean to their kids.

Tony Dungy

#15. Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few.

Robert A. Heinlein