Outfields Farm Quotes

#1. Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

Malin Akerman

#2. You have to have short fingernails or they'd just break off, and you can't wear red polish - it looks like your fingers are bleeding.

Elizabeth Smart

#3. It's funny ... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.

Bryan Batt

#4. If he's not watering his ale, he's running illegal beasts on the common, if he's not despoiling the common he's assaulting an officer of the peace, if he's not drunk he's dead drunk, and if he's not dead before his time there's no justice in this world.

Hilary Mantel

#5. Be an ocean of peace; let everyone swim in it with joy.

Debasish Mridha

#6. I hated them horribly, though perhaps I was worse than any of them. They repaid me in the same way, and did not conceal their aversion for me. But by then I did not desire their affection: on the contrary, I continually longed for their humiliation.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#7. Hello-o-o-o-o, Nick," I said, hitting thek hard. "You're the world's biggest jerk for what you did to Jax. You ever show your scrawny face in Cincinnati again, and I'm going to shove a broomstick up your ass and set it on fire. You got that?

Kim Harrison

#8. Crowds cannot make right what God has declared to be wrong.

Neal A. Maxwell

#9. I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

Lee Ryan

#10. I've read The Satanic Verses and I thought it a nasty, sneering, free-thinking book ... I can understand why the book is offensive and it didn't seem to me to be anything but offensive when I read it.

Maurice Cowling

#11. My first favourite book was 'Are You My Mother?' A picture book about a lost bird. After that my favourites changed almost yearly. I loved everything by Roald Dahl, but my favourite was probably 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' A librarian gave me a first edition of that book, which I treasure.

Rick Yancey