Otto Waalkes Quotes

#1. Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away and find tranquility ...

Christopher Cross

#2. They've come out at half time and gone bang.

Ron Atkinson

#3. The surest way of misunderstanding revelation is to take it literally, to imagine that God spoke to the prophet on a long-distance telephone. Yet most of us succumb to such fancy, forgetting that the cardinal sin in thinking about ultimate issues is literal-mindedness.

Abraham Joshua Heschel

#4. Mr. Archer being EARTH FRIENDLY was APPARATUS HOSTILE.

Marisha Pessl

#5. Because nobody wanted to play bass, I was instantly in a band.

Les Claypool

#6. When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

Demetri Martin

#7. No one expects all impediments to be miraculously whisked away. In insisting that others view our lives as ample and precious, we are not demanding that they be made perfect ... If it is both possible and pleasant for me and my kind to enter, the world will become a livelier place. You'll see.

Nancy Mairs

#8. After meeting the family, they really felt like a sitcom family, ... I thought it would be cool if we did a reality show, but told it with the visual language of a sitcom format.

Tony DiSanto

#9. If you tell people they can't burn CDs of their music, as almost every current legal music service has done, or they can only burn one CD with a track or pay per track per burn extra, nobody is going to go for it.

Steve Jobs

#10. The law should not be a huge and weighty slab which falls upon a man and squashes him into a uniform shape, for men are not uniform.

Colleen McCullough

#11. Love is for fools. It is a surging of blood in the loins ... there is no mystery, and no magic. Find someone else, my boy.

David Gemmell

#12. I would want to make Radio Haiti as independent as possible, which means it can't be strictly commercial.

Michele Montas