Orthopedic Surgeon Funny Quotes

#1. If the light of the sun is invisible to the owl it is only the fault of that bird and not of the sun.

Ramana Maharshi

#2. Cheerfulness without humour is a very trying thing.

G.K. Chesterton

#3. Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

Casey Stengel

#4. Dream is not what we see in sleep, dream is what that does not allow us to sleep..

A P J Kalam

#5. And it's very, very funny
When you've lots and lots of money
To be horrible to those with none!
Be horrible to those with none!

Anna Russell

#6. Everything wanting to contribute to my ulcer, Get in line and take a number!

James Patterson

#7. The words of authority are corrupted by those who speak them.

Virginia Woolf

#8. It's hard being such a powerful woman in the business. I'm known for not always being warm and fuzzy, because you'll just get bulldozed over.

Christina Aguilera

#9. The snowflake never needs to feel responsible for the avalanche.

Jon Ronson

#10. Sometimes people fail to see that individual decisions have universal consequences.

Yaya Toure

#11. As I walked down the sidewalk, it felt like everything around me was listening. The asphalt heard my thoughts, and the building around me all had ears. The sun revealed our secret and nothing remained undiscovered in this world.

Burbuqe Raufi

#12. We know our land was here before we came and that it will be here long after we are gone. With our wine, we have survived wars, the Revolution and phylloxera. Each harvest renews promises made in the spring. We live with the continuing cycle. This gives us a taste of eternity.

Don Kladstrup

#13. He felts as if a tumour had burst inside his skull,

Stephen Lloyd Jones

#14. Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice.

Adlai E. Stevenson