Top 14 Orkut Funny Quotes
#1. In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.
Herodotus
#3. If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.
Dr. Seuss
#4. To my sister's eyes, there is nothing which cannot be explained if one has access to a proper reference library.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#6. If I show consideration for others," Lillian Lynburn said grumpily, "will you tell me again about how you shot my husband?"
Jon rolled his eyes. "Yes, Leigh, if you manage to approximate human behavior for half an hour, I will tell you your favorite story again.
Sarah Rees Brennan
#8. We need Jesus like we need oxygen. Like we need water. Like the branch needs the vine. Jesus is not merely a figure for devotions. He is the missing essence of your existence. Whether we know it or not, we are desperate for Jesus.
John Eldredge
#9. We will have equality when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.
Estelle Ramey
#10. THE KNOWN CHILD I wondered to what extent people remained the same as they'd been when very young; if one peeled back the layers of living one would come to the known child.
Dick Francis
#11. The truth is like a septic tank and the smell will eventually get out no matter how hard we tighten down the hatch.
George Sorbane
#12. People leave strange little memories of themselves behind when they die.
Haruki Murakami
#13. Why? Because, Michael whatever your middle fucking name is Ripton, there's something about that boxer fist bump handshake - something about that agreement we made - that tells me for the first time in your fucked up little life that you're not going to fuck me over,
Scott Hildreth
#14. I'm very close with my fans. I'm very involved with my fans, so I've seen the influence that I can have on a child or on the mind of somebody.
Drake Bell
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