Onlie Quotes

#1. Haste to thie kiste, thie onlie dortoure bedde.Cale, as the claie whiche will gre on thie hedde,Is Charitie and Love aminge highe elves;Knightis and Barons live for pleasure and themselves.

Thomas Chatterton

#2. The pandemic of AIDS is a gender-based disease.

Stephen Lewis

#3. Only the rich can achieve enlightenment because the poor are too busy looking for fridge freezers.

Rajneesh

#4. Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside bottle sell is a very funny thing - you take a look at the guy's blazer, what kind of shoes he's wearing, what kind of broad he's with. Is he trying to be a hero?

Joe Bastianich

#5. O, train me not, sweet mermaid, with thy note,
to drown me in thy sister's flood of tears.

William Shakespeare

#6. We... Charlotta the Fourth and I... live in defiance of every known law of diet." ~ Miss Lavendar, chap 27

L.M. Montgomery

#7. You have 365 new blank pages. What will you write on first blank page?

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. Kindle is the bestselling eReader in the world, and we're excited that you have joined the millions of people who already read on Kindle.

Anonymous

#9. Men haven't changed their behaviour, so women somehow have to be strengthened to be able to ward off the men.

Stephen Lewis