Ongwus Humorist Quotes

#1. Men go crazy in congregations
They only get better one by one

Sting

#2. The grace of God has been tested in the crucible of human experience, and has been found to be more than an equal for the problems and sins of humanity.

Billy Graham

#3. I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Tom Lehrer

#4. The accumulation of skill and science which has been directed to diminish the difficulty of producing manufactured goods, has not been beneficial to that country alone in which it is concentrated; distant kingdoms have participated in its advantages.

Charles Babbage

#5. I think these are terrible times to be anything in.

Swoosie Kurtz

#6. Pleasure" is different from "happiness". It has its own definition. Pleasure may or may not come from hard work; Pleasure may or may not come from sin; However, happiness is always divine and comes from fulfillment!

Israelmore Ayivor

#7. You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

George S. Kaufman

#8. Despair was so familiar to me; it could be banished by the sight of a beautiful mannikin in the window. It could be dispelled by the spectacle of lights surrounding a tower. It could be lifted by the great ghostly shape of St. Patrick's coming into view. And then despair would come again.

Anne Rice

#9. The problem is that it takes physicians so long to accept a radical change. And the lag is unacceptable.

Eric Topol

#10. In our time the only restraint left is self-retraint.

Jeffrey R. Holland