Top 15 Onanist Quotes
#1. Happiness, in one sense, is a function of how closely our world conforms to the infinite variety of human preference.
Malcolm Gladwell
#2. All I can say is that I am not one of those writers who want 100% of their book in the film. I recognize that film is a different medium and the filmmaker must have the right to bring some new elements to the table, provided the soul of the book is preserved.
Vikas Swarup
#3. Bond went back to room 325 and poured himself two fingers of bourbon from his bottle and switched on the television while he waited for Delmont. He watched a game of baseball uncomprehendingly - the Senators versus the Royals - thinking that it made cricket seem exciting.
William Boyd
#5. An event is a stretch of time, and time, according to physicists, is a continuous variable-an inexorable cosmic flow, in Newton's world, or a fourth dimension in a seamless hyperspace, in Einstein's. But the human mind carves this fabric into the discrete swatches we call events.
Steven Pinker
#6. To save money on gifts, give someone their favorite candy in a beautiful, customized vessel with a personalized tag. It's sweet and always appreciated.
Dylan Lauren
#7. I wish I was either in your arms full of faith, or that a Thunder bolt would strike me.
John Keats
#8. The onanist shakes his fist
At me and her and her
Others swear by a loving pair,
But three's what we prefer
Ergo, me and her go sleep with her
Sycamore Smith
#9. Funny how the experience of one person could have such an impact on billions of others. Pryce wondered what that said about the way the world was run. Nothing good, she was sure of that. All politics is personal, Pryce thought. It turns out all policy is personal, too.
Ramez Naam
#10. Desirelessness or renunciation does not come for the mere talking about it.
Mahatma Gandhi
#11. Sharing laughter is a way of casting delight to the wind so it blows everywhere and to everyone.
Paul Pearsall
#12. She'd followed her emotions, allowed her fear to keep her from hearing the will of God and from trusting that will.
MaryLu Tyndall
#14. The fact is, I can vote for anybody; independents, Republicans, Democrats. But I'm a registered Democrat in the District of Columbia.
Ron Suskind
#15. The benefit of appearing so young is I'm constantly underestimated
Maria V. Snyder