Top 17 Omfg Quotes
#1. I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.
Christopher Moore
#2. FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My God and Oh My Fucking God. Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.
Christopher Moore
#4. A guardian is broad-minded and understanding. A guard, on the other hand, is a vigilante, narrow-minded and most of the time despotic.
Carlos Castaneda
#6. But even the best luck is no good until it's used, and we must find the right way to use it.
Fred Saberhagen
#7. I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.
Jesse Ventura
#9. I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ.
Gaspar Noe
#11. A world war - God forbid! - will leave only smoldering ashes as a mute testimony of a human race whose folly led inexorably to untimely death. Yet there are those who sincerely feel that disarmament is an evil and international negotiation is an abominable waste of time.
Martin Luther King Jr.
#13. It may well be that we talk about sex more than anything else; we set our minds to the task; we convince ourselves that were have never said enough on the subject ... where sex is concerned the most long-winded, the most impatient of societies is our own.
Michel Foucault
#14. The wind lifts the whole branch of the poplar
carries it up and out and holds it there
while each leaf is the whole tree reaching
from its roots in the dark earth out through all
its rings of memory to where it has never been
W.S. Merwin
#15. You have a choice: pursue your dreams, or be hired by someone else to help them fulfill their dreams.
Jay Samit
#16. I love the creativity of New York, but I don't enjoy the city - I don't like living here.
Zubin Mehta
#17. Nothing should be permitted to stand in the way of the preservation of the forests, and it is criminal to permit individuals to purchase a little gain for themselves through the destruction of forests when this destruction is fatal to the well-being of the whole country in the future.
Theodore Roosevelt
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