Olivia The Pig Sayings

#1. Any place with a founder who brings a teddy bear to meetings," he writes, "is a step away from Jonestown.

Dan Lyons

#2. If there were a Jessica Chase instruction manual, it would be written backwards in Arabic Pig Latin and twelve thousand pages long with random pages missing.

Olivia Cunning

#3. The height of the pinnacle is determined by the breadth of the base.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4. This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don't do Christmas?

R.D. Ronald

#5. The more consistent a father can be or a mentor can be in the person's life and teach them principles of real solid manhood, character, integrity and leadership, the more consistent you can be in the person's life and teach them those things at a younger age, and then the better off they'll be.

Allan Houston

#6. Glee is more then just a show now. It's become a wonderful culture celebrating the underdog and glorifying individuality.

Darren Criss

#7. Love isn't truly the body. Love is freedom to roam the heart and mind of the beloved.

Colleen McCullough

#8. Saving time, it seems, has a primacy that's too rarely examined.

Ellen Goodman

#9. Only five books tonight, Mommy," she says.
No, Olivia, just one."
How about four?"
Two."
Three."
Oh, all right, three. But that's it!

Ian Falconer

#10. In The Land of Poetry and Fighting, Efficiency rules the throne. I try to live here, so I shave my head because hair is dead and dead is inefficient.

Cameron Conaway