Oliver Hardy Quotes

#1. Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.

Oliver Hardy

#2. When I can't sleep, I always wrap something around my neck and close my eyes and imagine myself being strangled to death. Then I can fall asleep
it feels like sinking deep underwater

Otsuichi

#3. I'd rather have written 'Cheers' than anything I've written.

Kurt Vonnegut

#4. Pacifists become militants. Freedom fighters become tyrants. Blessings become curses. Help becomes hindrance. More becomes less.

Tim Ferriss

#5. Now why should the cinema follow the forms of theater and painting rather than the methodology of language, which allows wholly new concepts of ideas to arise from the combination of two concrete denotations of two concrete objects?

Sergei Eisenstein

#6. What a fine thing capital punishment is! Dead men never repent; dead men never bring awkward stories to light. The prospect of the gallows, too, makes them hardy and bold. Ah, it's a fine thing for the trade! Five of them strung up in a row, and none left to play booty or turn white-livered!

Charles Dickens

#7. My speak a language my heart knows how to respond to.

Nikki Rowe

#8. A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.

Oliver Hardy

#9. Faith has always struck him as either a tremendous gift or an appalling deception, depending on whether there's a God or not.

Nick Harkaway

#10. A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.

Oliver Hardy

#11. You know, there's a right and wrong way to do everything.

Oliver Hardy

#12. You're actually using your brain. That's what comes from associating with me.

Oliver Hardy

#13. My bathroom is filled with hair and makeup stuff and I play with it all the time. What the real lesson is, is that you can own your own sense of beauty. It doesn't have to be something you get from somewhere else.

Tracee Ellis Ross

#14. Always wear a smile because you never know who is watching.

Gracie Gold

#15. If you must make a noise, make it quietly.

Oliver Hardy

#16. Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

Oliver Hardy

#17. We never see ourselves as others see us.

Oliver Hardy