Top 5 Oil Change Funny Quotes
#1. People will remember that the Tea Party was co-opted and funded by billion-dollar corporations, and that it was supported by Fox News and other outlets with the same vigor with which they attempt to denigrate the Occupy protesters.
Henry Rollins
#2. If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
Sam Kinison
#3. Long ago, before I had ever seen a diamond, I read about them and I tried to imagine what they would be like ... When I saw a real diamond in a lady's ring one day I was so disappointed I cried. Of course, it was very lovely but it wasn't my idea of a diamond.
L.M. Montgomery
#4. The supreme thing is worship. The attitude of worship is the attitude of a subject bent before the King ... The fundamental thought is that of prostration, of bowing down.
G. Campbell Morgan
#5. people cling to folly as if it were their most prized possession, defending it, sometimes with violence, against the possibility of wisdom. It
Richard Russo
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