Ohole Quotes

#1. The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come down to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find that it's only a water hole. What they're looking for is elk-ohole.

Morrie Ryskind

#2. We Libertarians believe in "Limited Government" precisely because we believe in unlimited liberty. Reduce one, and you decrease the other.

A.E. Samaan

#3. The whole time, I'd never seen, all you had spread before me. The whole time, I'd never seen, all I need was inside me. Now, I feel so different.

Sinead O'Conner

#4. We cannot achieve more in life than what we believe in our heart of hearts we deserve to have.

James R. Ball

#5. Why is the human skull as dense as it is? Nowadays we can send a message around the world in one-seventh of a second, but it takes years to drive an idea through a quarter-inch of human skull.

Charles Kettering

#6. Some part of me remembers what snow is, but this is the first time my new mind has seen it. It softens the crumbled sidewalks and turns rusty rooftops white. It's beautiful. It crunches under my feet as I move toward the house, longing to understand.

Isaac Marion

#7. The man I love may decide tomorrow that he loves me no more - but if my heart remains open, I will endure the storm.

Marianne Williamson

#8. The first duty of an American citizen, then, is that he shall work in politics.

Theodore Roosevelt