Officiating Quotes

#1. She is officiating the marriage of two bottles of ketchup; overturning one and balancing it on the mouth of the other so it can empty its shit. The

Marie-Helene Bertino

#2. when he was officiating in a depressed state of mind he felt that the influence produced on him by the service would endure. And it did in fact weaken till only the habit remained.

Leo Tolstoy

#3. I just loved officiating, and I hope what I did helped make it better. That's what I tell young umpires: you can have fun. I never spent a day where going out on a baseball field didn't make me feel better.

Doug Harvey

#4. On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

Bill Russell

#5. After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around.

Jeremy Campbell

#6. Losers never know why they are losing. They will mention injuries, the officiating, the weather and bad breaks.

George Allen

#7. I've addressed this before, and I'll say it again: The league has to take a long, hard look at full-time officials. The officiating has been inconsistent all season long.

Ron Jaworski

#8. Officiating is the only job in America that everybody knows how to do better than the guy who is doing it.

Larry Goetz

#9. Officiating is trying to do your absolute best with what you've got.

Doug Harvey

#10. Now the poles have gotten so far apart that anyone who isn't officiating a gay wedding at a Whole Foods is considered to be to the right of Rush Limbaugh.

Adam Carolla

#11. Of all the opportunities my priesthood authority affords, there is none grander than the privilege of being in one of our temples and representing the Master in officiating in the marriage of two of His worthy, righteous children.

M. Russell Ballard

#12. I went into umpiring at age 16. I got into officiating because of the fact that I could not stand the referees that worked our basketball games.

Doug Harvey

#13. Never complain about the officiating. It does no good. During the game I don't want to be fighting two opponents.

John Wooden

#14. There's an excitement to officiating a well-played game. A lot of discretion, a lot of judgment comes into play.

Pat Meehan

#15. I would say the referees have the toughest game to call. I would say that there's a lot of officiating done by announcers, local announcers. Sometimes you should listen to a game from both feeds, and you'd think you were listening to completely different games.

David Stern

#16. The reason why students do not progress even after receiving priceless teachings and spiritual techniques from the teacher is because they do not have a schedule; the sattvic energy is missing. Sattvic people establish the rhythm, they preserve the movement, and they preserve the organization.

Choa Kok Sui

#17. I had a thought."
"God help us," Ty said under his breath.

Abigail Roux

#18. When you do a job like this you have to like having cold sweat on your back.

John Pomfret

#19. I have this self-conscious inclination to just say "anyone who hates it, that's cool that's fine!"

Philip Morrison

#20. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Ingrid Bergman

#21. Once you realize that you're in something that you've always wanted and you don't want to lose it, you behave differently. And that means the integrity, the professionalism, and knowing what's right from wrong and still making choices that you probably wouldn't have made.

Paul Anka