Officer Wiggum Quotes

#1. AP promoted me to the White House beat because I knew Clinton, his family, friends, and staff better than anybody in the national press corps. Those contacts helped me break a few stories and get my career in Washington jump-started.

Ron Fournier

#2. Charity is an eternal debt and without limit.

Pasquier Quesnel

#3. Undisturbed calmness of mind is attained by cultivating friendliness toward the happy, compassion for the unhappy, delight in the virtuous, and indifference toward the wicked.

Patanjali

#4. School takes 13 years, because that is how long it takes to break a child's spirit.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#5. Do people really want liberty, equality, fraternity? Is it not some manner of speaking?

Krzysztof Kieslowski

#6. I wanted what women always want: permission. But he'd had that before this book was even written; it was, after all, the first thing I'd envied about him. It was arguably what enabled him to write the book in the first place. ("Envy")

Kathryn Chetkovich

#7. Men, it is supposed want to pass their wisdom to their sons; he would give a great deal to protect his own son from a quartr of what he knows.

Hilary Mantel

#8. The days pass happily with me wherever my ship sails.

Joshua Slocum

#9. If sympathy was all it took to clean up shit, I'd have 50 times as much sympathy as anybody else

Haruki Murakami

#10. Hey Ben! Just wanted you to know we'll be coming for you soon. Your pals at SPYDER I

Stuart Gibbs

#11. I guess I'll have to change my plan I should have realized there'd be another man Why did I buy those blue pyjamas Before the big affair began? I guess I'll have to change my plan.

Howard Dietz

#12. A dream to one day design terrifically odd-shaped swimming pools for a California clientele.

Samantha Hunt

#13. You didn't want to bring home anything but an A or a B. To my mom, a C was like an F.

Calvin Johnson

#14. Dance and Provencal song and sunburnt mirth! On for a beaker full of the warm South, Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene! With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, And purple-stained mouth.

John Keats