Office Kitchen Etiquette Quotes

#1. The beginning cannot be changed because it is the past, but you can always rewrite the ending." -TiTi

Titi Ladette

#2. One day I decided that existing simply did not work for me, and that was when I began to live.

Sai Marie Johnson

#3. Honestly, the only question most Americans ask about a new building at this point is basically: Is it a soul-sucking eyesore of cheap-ass despair? It's not? Whew.

Sarah Vowell

#4. Your hopes and dreams, as well as your perception of the world around you, come through in your work and make it unique.

Nita Leland

#5. The best thing Clinton could do - I think I wrote him a letter about this, but I'm not sure - is to shut up. He has no discipline.

Barry Goldwater

#6. The onanist shakes his fist
At me and her and her
Others swear by a loving pair,
But three's what we prefer
Ergo, me and her go sleep with her

Sycamore Smith

#7. In some extremely important ways, people are what you expect them to be, or at least they behave as you expect them to behave.

Naomi Weisstein

#8. You know its shape, since you have it. Give it up, and be paid. Or don't - and be paid, hani, be paid then too.

C.J. Cherryh

#9. To abandon a child, she had once said to someone, when she thought Cassandra couldn't hear, was an act so cold, so careless, it refused forgiveness.

Kate Morton