Offaly Sayings

#1. When you lose your face ... , it is like dropping your necklace down a well. The only way you can get it back is to fall in after it.

Amy Tan

#2. I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.

Charles Dickens

#3. Nonviolence is the greatest virtue, cowardice the greatest vice - nonviolence springs from love, cowardice from hate.

Mahatma Gandhi

#4. Cutting off fundamental, curiosity-driven science is like eating the seed corn. We may have a little more to eat next winter but what will we plant so we and our children will have enough to get through the winters to come?

Carl Sagan

#5. Oh, hell," Thandi muttered, her heart lower than ever. "I really blew it, didn't I?"
"Don't be silly," Berry scolded. "It's just your first lovers' spat. You accused of him of being an inhuman fiend, and he got a little miffed. No big deal.

David Weber

#6. tastes like berries." Swinging my way over to him on my

Lilliana Anderson

#7. Madness is freedom and some may only perceive its Insanity.

J. Limbu

#8. Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.

Demetri Martin