Observatonal Humor Bittersweet Quotes

#1. When a man has a black face, suspicion is proof.

George Orwell

#2. Some say opportunity knocks only once, that is not true. Opportunity knocks all the time, but you have to be ready for it. If the chance comes, you must have the equipment to take advantage of it.

Louis L'Amour

#3. The great and radical vice in the construction of the existing Confederation is in the principle of LEGISLATION for STATES or GOVERNMENTS, in their CORPORATE or COLLECTIVE CAPACITIES, and as contradistinguished from the INDIVIDUALS of which they consist.

Alexander Hamilton

#4. I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

Mel Brooks

#5. I kind of strive for being able to go home and having a totally separate life.

Michael Angarano

#6. Im very disappointed that we missed our (earnings per share) growth target this quarter due to the confluence of a number of issues that we now understand and are urgently addressing. I accept full responsibility for the shortfall.

Carly Fiorina

#7. My general rule is that if everyone knew how to cook fresh produce from their local area, and Monday to Thursday within 20 minutes, you know, there's millions of recipes out there to be had.

Jamie Oliver

#8. I know what I want at least, and the older I get I think I'm better at getting it out of players and singers.

Peter Maxwell Davies

#9. The near dark streets where Friday night's business began to accomplish itself, strolling couples, arm in arm, girls bright as just pricked flowers, halfdrunk belligerent men herded homeward by fierce women with bitter persecuted faces ...

William Gay

#10. Zayvion and I had an agreement that we were going to give this relationship everything we could. And that included trust, faith, and honesty. Not a single one of which was among my strong points.

Devon Monk

#11. I love John Irving's stuff. It's that marriage of comedy and tragedy. It's really terrific.

Jeff Bridges

#12. People who just listen to music and are not a part of the creative community should realize that there is a lot of interaction between artists who have different styles.

Kristoffer Rygg

#13. I went to college and stage school, and thought about acting, but ... I just don't like actors very much! They're not as fun as musicians.

Martha Wainwright

#14. Eventually you'll take the phrases and rhythm patterns you've copped and begin to put your own mark on them

Eddie Van Halen