Nursing Home Humor Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 11 famous quotes and sayings about nursing home humor to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 11 Nursing Home Humor Quotes

#1. The world is as large as the range of one's interests. A narrow-minded man has a narrow outlook. The walls of his world shut out the broader horizon of affairs. Prejudice can maintain walls that no invention can remove. - Author: Joseph Jastrow
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#2. They will find a fourth, and the battle between light and dark will be won. A new leader will rise from the shadows of his death, and the Clans will survive beyond the memories of his memories. This is how it has always been, and how it will always be. - Author: Erin Hunter
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#3. Rain-diamonds, this winter morning, embellish the tangle of unpruned pear-tree twigs; each solitaire, placed, it appears, with considered judgement, bears the light beneath the rifted clouds - the invisible shared out in endless abundance. - Author: Denise Levertov
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#4. I've done more for the 9/11 families, by their own admission, I've done more for them than you will ever hope to do so you keep your mouth shut. - Author: Bill O'Reilly
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#5. Fifty-fifty marriages are an impossibility. They do not work. They cannot work.
In marriage someone has to be the final decision maker.
Someone has to delegate responsibility, and God has ordained that this should be the husband. - Author: Wayne Mack
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#6. I remember when I took the role on E.R., I thought, 'I haven't really been able to play a working class woman. I've played girls, I've played funny, but I haven't played a working class woman. That sounds like something I'd like to do.' - Author: Linda Cardellini
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#7. I am afraid but I must be brave - Author: George R R Martin
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#8. Life is supposedly filled with paths that enable unlimited choices, but that is a blatant lie. No one has free will until they are an adult, and by then the choices made for them have already set them on a passage that limits the choices they have yet to make. - Author: J.D. Stroube
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#9. Christians in the West are weakened by wimpy worldviews. And wimpy worldviews make wimpy Christians. - Author: John Piper
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#10. The TV shouted an old black-and-white film he didn't recognize, wheelchairs facing it like church pews. - Author: Sere Prince Halverson
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#11. Didn't she know?
"Yes" to dinner today.
"Yes" to marriage tomorrow.
Dammit, he had a schedule to keep.
A schedule that involved getting her sweet ass into bed as fast as humanly possible. - Author: Shelly Laurenston
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