Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes Quotes

#1. They say that nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I already screwed one of those up, so I better pay my taxes....

Edmund Alexander Sims

#2. Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

#3. Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed.

Daniel Defoe

#4. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

David Dixon

#5. Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.

Ruth Ann Minner

#6. Indeed, it may most verily be said
That only death and taxes certain are.

Ian Doescher

#7. Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and the second law of thermodynamics.

Seth Lloyd

#8. Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon.

Bruce Dickinson

#9. Nothing in the world is certain except for death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

#10. My decision on this matter is as certain and final as death and the staggering New Deal taxes.

Thomas Dewey

#11. Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.

Melanie Finn

#12. But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

#13. The only certain things in life are death and taxes!

Benjamin Franklin