Top 7 Not Sharpest Tool Shed Sayings
#1. There are only two things that can destroy a healthy [hu]man: love trouble, ambition, and financial catastrophe. And that's already three things, and there are a lot more.
Peter Altenberg
#2. Tears can ruin the handiwork of the best beautician.
Anurag Shourie
#3. Every one, we, we homosexuals, are people, and we need our oxygen to breathe.
Binyavanga Wainaina
#4. He didn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.
Lisa Unger
#5. Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?"
"If it's absolutely necessary, yes.
Stephanie McAfee
#6. Questions of personal priority, however interesting they may be to the persons concerned, sink into insignificance in the prospect of any gain of deeper insight into the secrets of nature.
William Thomson, 1st Baron Kelvin
#7. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!
Kristen Taekman