Top 7 Not Sharpest Tool Shed Sayings

#1. There are only two things that can destroy a healthy [hu]man: love trouble, ambition, and financial catastrophe. And that's already three things, and there are a lot more.

Peter Altenberg

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#2. Tears can ruin the handiwork of the best beautician.

Anurag Shourie

Not Sharpest Tool Shed Sayings #249387
#3. Every one, we, we homosexuals, are people, and we need our oxygen to breathe.

Binyavanga Wainaina

Not Sharpest Tool Shed Sayings #677691
#4. He didn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.

Lisa Unger

Not Sharpest Tool Shed Sayings #997646
#5. Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?"

"If it's absolutely necessary, yes.

Stephanie McAfee

Not Sharpest Tool Shed Sayings #1147670
#6. Questions of personal priority, however interesting they may be to the persons concerned, sink into insignificance in the prospect of any gain of deeper insight into the secrets of nature.

William Thomson, 1st Baron Kelvin

Not Sharpest Tool Shed Sayings #1557756
#7. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty!

Kristen Taekman

Not Sharpest Tool Shed Sayings #1787732

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