Not Necessarily Stoned Quotes

#1. I felt like onstage I have to have a certain amount of anonymity, like, personal anonymity, to feel loose and free. When you're up there with people who've known you for a decade, and you make a bad joke and you hear the cackling behind the drums, it's hard to get lost in the moment.

Jenny Lewis

#2. IF you torture a single chicken and are caught, you're likely to be arrested. If you scald thousands of chickens alive, you're an industrialist who will be lauded for your acumen.

Bill Vaughan

#3. To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy.

Jon Huntsman Jr.

#4. Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.

Jimi Hendrix

#5. There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!

Jeff Stelling

#6. Detroit ... where 'mother' is half a word.

Glenn Frey

#7. In a fire, you have to be thoughtful; you have to have a certain kind of intuitive smarts that the veterans have. I'm not there yet, despite the Stanford degree.

Caroline Paul

#8. Our early lessons in love and our developmental history shape the expectations we bring into marriage.

Judith Viorst

#9. She was a beautiful woman, if not a happy one, and attracting a man was never a problem. Keeping one, however, was a different matter.

Lisa Kleypas

#10. I didn't want this crap, I didn't ask for this crap, so why the hell was I neck deep in so much crap?

Jaymin Eve

#11. I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.

H.J. Bellus