Norman Bridwell Quotes

#1. If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.

Joe R. Lansdale

#2. It is better moving up to your goal and falling than not falling doing nothing

Qaiser Abbas

#3. There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you idiot!') ...

Helen Lawrenson

#4. What can I say: I got started on the whole wife-and-kids thing at a young age.

Tim Daly

#5. One day I gave Clifford a bath. And I combed his hair and took hom to the dog show. I'd like to say Clifford won first prize ... but he didn't. I don't care. You can keep all your small dogs. You can keep all your black, white, brown, and spotted dogs. I'll keep Clifford ... Wouldn't you?

Norman Bridwell

#6. When the human condition is finally demystified, human insecurity and nervousness will be at a maximum ... for this ultimate enlightenment to be allowed, society is going to have to adhere scrupulously to the democratic principle of freedom of expression.

Jeremy Griffith

#7. My thoughts kept straying onto random paths ... hoping to get lost in a thicket.

Barbara Kingsolver

#8. The Global Financial Crisis (2008-?); it is not a matter of noblesse oblige as of vitesse oblige.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

#9. [He]talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

Barry M. Goldwater

#10. How can you fully open your heart to someone new, when in fact...what you really need is closure from your past.

Norman Bridwell

#11. I don't like super-descriptive modern fiction. I like, "Here's what was happening in 1582 all over the planet." Then that gets my imagination going.

Andrew Bird

#12. No life is easy. It's just a different kind of hard.

Kelley Armstrong

#13. I think people are basically unhappy working their jobs, and we all need to have that thing that gets our juices flowing.

Meredith Brooks