Norm Crosby Quotes

#1. Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game

Norm Crosby

#2. Her skin was not a surface; it was an indefinite glory of the palest rose and orange that chose to mould itself to those tense limbs.

Geoffrey Household

#3. I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

Norm Crosby

#4. Enjoy the time of existence.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. He that mockes a cripple, ought to be whole.

George Herbert

#6. My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

Norm Crosby

#7. Keller entered the hotel, aware of the fact that several

Daniel Silva

#8. Would it really be so bad if you slowed your life down even a teensy bit? If you took charge of the ingredients of your food instead of letting corporations stuff you and your family, like baby birds, full of sugar, corn products, chemicals, and meat from really, really unhappy animals?

Catherine Friend

#9. During those last weeks of the Bishop's life he thought very little about death; it was the Past he was leaving. The future would take care of itself.

Willa Cather

#10. The oppressed, having internalized the image of the oppressor and adopted his guidelines, are fearful of freedom.

Paulo Freire

#11. Two days after moving we recommended ourselves to God, Our Lord, and fled, hoping that, although it was late in the season and the fruits of the tunas were giving out, by remaining in the field we might still get over a good portion of the land.

Alvar N. C. De Vaca

#12. I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

Norm Crosby

#13. We believe that the Anarchists are real enemies of Marxism.

Joseph Stalin

#14. No human heart is denied empathy. No religion can demolish that by indoctrination. No culture, no nation and nationalism - nothing can touch it because it is empathy.

Dayananda Saraswati

#15. All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

Norm Crosby

#16. We maintain and hold that Muslims and Hindus are two major nations by any definition or test of a nation.

Muhammad Ali Jinnah

#17. I don't plan tours necessarily around records. I know that's what most people do.

Tom Scholz

#18. Now is not the time, he sternly reminded his cock. I'm busy apologizing to my assistant.

Jessica Clare

#19. Our minds are like a hotel. The manager can't keep people from coming into the lobby, but he can keep them from getting a room. It is the same with our thoughts. It is not a sin when an impure thought goes through our minds. The sin comes when we give it a room and let it settle down there.

O. S. Hawkins

#20. If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

Norm Crosby

#21. There's a lot of stress involved when your house is underwater.

Scott McCallum