Noogies For Liberals Quotes

#1. if you continue to do what you've always done, you will continue to have what you've always had.

Phil McGraw

#2. I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what's on my mind, and that's it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It's making kids so stupid.

Tyler, The Creator

#3. Integrity of life is fame's best friend,
Which nobly, beyond death, shall crown the end.

John Webster

#4. Inherent rights are from God, and the tragedies of the world originate in their attempted denial.

Warren G. Harding

#5. I'm a tuning fork, tense and twanging all the time ...

Edna O'Brien

#6. In no direction that we turn do we find ease or comfort. If we are honest and if we have the will to win we find only danger, hard work and iron resolution.

Wendell Willkie

#7. The problem we were struggling with within the closed market was what the incentive would be. You probably wouldn't use dollars. But those are all questions that need to be explored.

John Poindexter

#8. I have not failed; I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Edison
I like this attitude ...

Davee Jones

#9. My mom says . . . there are bad people who hurt others for fun . . . and there are good people who do it by accident. Like, they make a mistake?

I think you're a good person.

Svetlana Chmakova

#10. If you don't hear His voice so let Him hear yours. When prayers go up blessings descend.

Bernard Malamud

#11. No hot guy should be allowed to have an English accent and drive a motorcycle.
Not to mention wear the leather jacket or sport the cool shades. Hot guys should be forced into footie pajamas.

Jandy Nelson

#12. The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.

Ben Nicholson

#13. Don't you ever fucking write about me! Andy hollered, and was gone.

Michelle Tea