Nonreadiness Quotes

#1. 'I'm sorry,' guys are always telling women, 'but I'm just not ready to make a commitment.' Guys are in a permanent state of nonreadiness. If guys were turkey breasts, you could put them in a 350-degree oven on July Fourth, and they still wouldn't be done in time for Thanksgiving.

Dave Barry

#2. This papaya tastes boring. I guess I normally like papaya. But this one is sort of boring all the way through. Like eating water. Boring water. I wonder when it will be sun time. Maybe I should try a different papaya after this one. But what if the next papaya is boring, too?

Tui T. Sutherland

#3. Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Helen Rowland

#4. I always laugh a lot when I see the dramas that I end up doing. I see myself behaving very seriously and I'm like, 'What is this?'

Gael Garcia Bernal

#5. Lorelei was headed - and she had a four week

Nicholas Erik

#6. I love a happy ending... because I need hope.

S.D. Smith

#7. Be careful ... not all are what they seem. Some people pretend to be the beach, but they're actually quicksand.

Steve Maraboli

#8. You can't let your employees work from home out of fear they'll slack off without your supervision, you're a babysitter, not a manager. Remote work is very likely the least of your problems.

Jason Fried

#9. You get inspiration from craziest places. It's just about being creative. You gotta step outside that box, you know what I'm saying, to reach the people. You never know who can feel it; who it can connect to.

Nayvadius Cash

#10. Today, Wilberforce University welcomes many of America's poorest and most underserved populations and transforms their educational dreams into realities.

Eric Metaxas

#11. One constant in a world of variables - a man alone in the evening in his patch of vegetables. and all the things he takes down with him there, where the easement runs along the back fence.

Bruce Dawe

#12. That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind

Neil Armstrong

#13. I also see you," she says fiercely, her hand closing around my arm. "And I know who you are.

Veronica Roth

#14. We can choose to alleviate suffering. We can choose to work together for peace. We can make these changes - and we must.

Jimmy Carter

#15. The mechanic had laid out two suits of their Martian-made light combat armour, a number of rifles and shotguns, and stacks of ammunition and explosives.
"What," Holden said, "is all this?"
"You said to gear up for the drop."
"I meant, like, underwear and toothbrushes.

James S.A. Corey

#16. Your inner being is he who men call God.

Neville Goddard