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#1. If you're going to be a good standup, or a successful standup, or a standup who can work for money, you have to eliminate the possibility of dying quickly. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#2. In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#3. Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#4. I don't pick stuff up I knock stuff down! - Author: Noel Fielding
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#5. Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#6. When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#7. When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to go to art college." I didn't really know what that meant. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#8. I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#9. When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#10. I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#11. My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#12. I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#13. I'm a mischievous drunk. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#14. When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#15. My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#16. Never try and go on a solo mission on your own. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#17. It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho! - Author: Noel Fielding
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#18. When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big - Author: Noel Fielding
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#19. I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#20. It's very difficult once you've been on telly because people know what you do. They give you a little bit of grace but then they're harsher if you're not funny, so you have to be funny. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#21. All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#22. I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#23. I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I'd never been to Boston, I'd never been to San Francisco even, so I'm quite excited to just go the places. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#24. Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples ... it was a trick pie! - Author: Noel Fielding
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#25. I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#26. When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#27. You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? - Author: Noel Fielding
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#28. We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um ... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys - Author: Noel Fielding
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#29. I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#30. Things are different in the fantasy world
Towels are different in the fantasy world
Shows are different in the fantasy world
Dancing's different in the fantasy world
Unicorns No, they're the same
Everything's different in the fantasy world - Author: Noel Fielding
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#31. They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#32. When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#33. There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#34. When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#35. I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It's the most fun I've had since i was seven. And I thought: it's not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It's about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#36. Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#37. I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that's a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#38. There was a big age difference between me and my brothers - about 10 years - so I was an only child for a long time. I used to hang out a lot on my own. I played a lot of weird games with a lot of imaginary people. I guess it's kind of roleplaying ... - Author: Noel Fielding
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#39. Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#40. There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#41. Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#42. I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you really want is a neutral audience that isn't too harsh - a good comedy crowd - but that don't know necessarily what you're doing. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#43. Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#44. That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#45. Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#46. I couldn't have invented crisps ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps ... I invented apples ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#47. When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#48. This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#49. I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#50. When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#51. You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#52. No means yes in grasshopper language. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#53. I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#54. I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical the ship will be built out of my own hair. - Author: Noel Fielding
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#55. You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder. - Author: Noel Fielding
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