Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition Quotes

#1. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Michael Palin

#2. I, ah, I wasn't expecting - " I said idiotically. Brianna gave me a grin to match her father's, eyes bright as stars and damp with happiness. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" "What?" said Jamie blankly.

Diana Gabaldon

#3. You're put in certain situations and it kind of opens up those doors and it opens up your eyes to realize what your true calling was.

Rico Love

#4. Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.

Gertrude Stein

#5. As she entered and locked eyes with Mr Vaughn Granger for only the second time ever, she was aware of two things; one, coming to his office had been a huge mistake and two; she was totally and utterly screwed.

Jade Reyner

#6. I'm irrational about all things creative, and I'm always late!

Iggy Azalea

#7. Like every other mother on the planet, from the moment my first baby entered the house, I stopped getting real sleep. Motherhood means I'm always a little bit awake, a little bit alert at all times. One eye open. So

Shonda Rhimes

#8. The church is precisely that against which Jesus preached
and against which he taught his disciples to fight.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#9. Objects always meet your obsession. Once you have an obsession, you step on it at every corner.

Sophie Calle

#10. You just can't get anything done. You can't get hearings, you can't get legislation, you can't get responses by the regulatory agencies - you can't get anything done. I'm a realist. I don't work harder and harder to get less and less.

Ralph Nader

#11. Much of spirituality today is an effort to change God to suit us. But he's not going to become more like us, we need to become more like him.

Mark Driscoll

#12. I was born and raised during Depression Years when we were on County relief and we all went out and we hustled. we worked. I worked in a restaurant, I washed dishes.

Liberace

#13. Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

Henry Ward Beecher

#14. I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.

Antonio Cassano

#15. We used to watch executions. I mentioned that in one of my stories. There was a piece of open ground near the area where we lived and we used to play soccer there. That was where they used to hold public executions for soldiers who deserted the army and members of the Kurdish resistance.

Hassan Blasim

#16. What each man feared would happen to himself, did not trouble him when he saw that it would ruin another.

Virgil