Night At The Museum Quotes

#1. Many comedic stars have tried to a do a 'Night at the Museum' type film, in which an everyday Joe reacts to insane circumstances. Many flat out failed.

Shawn Levy

#2. In 'Night At The Museum 3,' with Ben Stiller, I was only given a couple of lines. If you are in guys' comedies, it's not like you are ever going to just get handed some jokes and a brilliant role.

Rebel Wilson

#3. It's no coincidence that 'Night at the Museum' completely blew the lid off my career. I finally got a handle on tone.

Shawn Levy

#4. There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.

P. J. O'Rourke

#5. I guess it started in London, the night our dad blew up the British museum.

Rick Riordan

#6. There is no fair in life and death. If it were, no good men would die young.

Mitch Albom

#7. As soon as I finish one thing, there's always something else on the horizon I want to do. I don't have any intention of retiring from anything.

Marla Gibbs

#8. The basket would never make her famous or end up in a museum. The best part of it was the making of it, sitting at the table weaving while outside the lake crashed into shore and the seagulls roosted somewhere for the night and two women stopped for a moment to watch.

Ellen Airgood

#9. Attention is the key; for where man's attention goes, there goes his energy, and he himself can only follow.

Count Of St. Germain

#10. 158 Lewis Avenue between Lafayette and Van Buren, that was back durin days of hangin' on my bed-stuy block

Big Daddy Kane

#11. A few whiskies in dull bars, a visit or tow to the Empire promenade, a little whoring on the Q.T.; the sort of dingy, drabby fornications that you can imagine happening between Egyptian mummies after the museum is closed for the night.

George Orwell

#12. I admired him from afar, like a really amazing piece of art that you only see in photographs or behind glass in a museum. So we affectionately referred to him as Handsome McHotpants; more accurately, Elizabeth and I knighted him Sir Handsome McHotpants one night after drinking too many mojitos.

Penny Reid

#13. I like day dates. On night dates, you just go somewhere and start drinking. But if you really want to see if a girl is worth your time, go to a museum or for coffee.

Leslie Bibb

#14. Smile boy, it's the sunrise
(His last movie line, ever)

Robin Williams

#15. The Holy Spirit, who enabled me to believe, gave me peace through believing. I felt as sure that I was forgiven as before I felt sure of condemnation.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon