Nice Pet Quotes

#1. I had a cat I could not see,
Because it stayed in back of me.
It was a very loyal pet-
It's sad we never really met.

I had a nice pet
Who I never met,
Remember it always stayed behind me.
And I'm sure it was a cat, too.

Peggy Rathmann

#2. If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

Jo Brand

#3. Why don't you like to be gentle? Did you never have a pet to learn how to be nice? I can teach you to be gentle. It's not hard.

Pepper Winters

#4. It's nice to have a station pet. Wish it wasn't trapped in a hovering prison in the men's bathroom, but listen: no pet is perfect. It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.

Cecil Baldwin

#5. Maybe I'll keep you." Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis's back with his sword. "It'd be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks."
"I have a trick for you," said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.

Eoin Colfer

#6. If we could destroy custom at a blow and see the stars as a child sees them, we should need no other apocalypse

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#7. The kind of support we have in Oklahoma City, it's the best in the NBA. Phenomenal. Beards in the crowd, the whole nine. The city is really something special.

James Harden

#8. I like to get on with people. I don't go around being nasty, but if someone crosses me, I can be horrible back.

Twiggy

#9. Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat ... iz not my dog!

Peter Sellers

#10. Idiot," I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine.
"We need to pick new pet names for each other," he muttered as I hefted myself up from the ground.

Molly Harper

#11. How could you leave me behind to explode?"
"Er," Alice said, "I'm not sure how to--"
"Oh--you have a clockwork cat. This is very nice. I will forgive you if I may pet the cat.

Steven Harper Piziks

#12. Christophe, with the careful tone of an adult telling a kid not to pet the nice foaming-rabid pooch.

Lilith Saintcrow

#13. Conscience, like a child, is soon lulled to sleep ...

Letitia Elizabeth Landon

#14. In an age of computer manipulation, surrealism has become banal, a shadow of its former self.

Milton Glaser

#15. You are as eloquent as ever, Mat," Egwene said dryly. "Do you still have your pet fox?"
"I do," Mat said. "He's snuggled up nice and warm.

Robert Jordan

#16. Women are women and can't help themselves.

William John Locke

#17. Will we be the gods? Will we be the family pets? Or will we be ants that get stepped on? I don't know about that ... But when I got that thinking in my head about if I'm going to be treated in the future as a pet to these smart machines ... well I'm going to treat my own pet dog really nice.

Steve Wozniak

#18. I very much wanted to be editor of the 'New Statesman!' But I never wanted to be prime minister, except maybe as a little boy.

Paul Johnson

#19. A fact that people who easily and frequently blush, are likely to be great lovers.

Ella Dominguez

#20. Reading is like magic--I think I've made my case. Without the gift of words, this world's a crazy place!

Denise Walter McConduit