Nice Funeral Quotes

#1. I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.

Don Shula

#2. Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note.

Bernie Brillstein

#3. Nice day for a funeral.

Anthony Horowitz

#4. obvious they had not heard the

William L. Shirer

#5. Live today. Let go of your attachment to your past as an excuse for your life conditions today. You are the product of the choices you are making right now.

Wayne Dyer

#6. It's fucking hard to be classy

Janet Evanovich

#7. Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.

Bob Monkhouse

#8. I think she might at least have waited till the funeral was over,' said Amanda in a scandalized voice.
'It's her own funeral, you know,' said Sir Lulworth; 'it's a nice point in etiquette how far one ought to show respect to one's own mortal remains.' ("Laura")

Saki

#9. Mum repeated the old adage that money can't buy you everything ... before adding that she prefers using credit cards instead.

Kirkland Ciccone

#10. Being fired has some of the advantages of dying without its supreme disadvantages. People say extra-nice things about you, and you get to hear them.

Howard Zinn

#11. If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?"
"Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?

J. Lynn

#12. I would love God even if he damned me, because he was so gracious to others.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#13. Just watching TV as a kid, for a long time I thought, as a young kid, obviously when I was, like, 4 or 5, I thought that people lived in the television.

Larenz Tate

#14. The history of things that didn't happen has never been written.

Henry A. Kissinger

#15. I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

Michael J. McManus

#16. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain

#17. Fuck you. Hunter (I decided not to call him Liam anymore - Liam was a nice name for a nice guy, and it didn't fit this bastard at all) glanced at his friend, then rubbed a hand over his face. For a minute he looked tired. Jackass. I was going to laugh at his funeral.

Joanna Wylde

#18. He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.

Horace