Newharts Sketch Quotes

#1. But you couldn't change the past; you could only alter the way you dealt with it in the present.

Mandasue Heller

#2. A man is the sum of his misfortunes. One day you'd think misfortune would get tired but then time is your misfortune

William Faulkner

#3. The captain would ... turn off the conversation, like a consummate man of the world, to some topic of general interest, such as the Opera, the Prince's last ball at Carlton House, or the weather - that blessing to society.

William Makepeace Thackeray

#4. Conducting an investigation is the result of a crime that has taken place. Sometimes you have to accept the facts, make peace, and move on with love still in your heart. Fate is out of our reach.

Marxxha

#5. The knowledge that we had the power to upset that goddess made us look at each other conspiratorially and smile. It also made her human.

Maya Angelou

#6. What difference makes what you believe? What happens will happen anyway, exactly the same, no matter what you believe. What you do makes the important part. What you do.

Roland Merullo

#7. Reproof should not exhaust its power upon petty failings.

Samuel Johnson

#8. I have declared infinite worlds to exist beside this our earth. It would not be worthy of God to manifest Himself in less than an infinite universe.

Giordano Bruno

#9. Men who have a tempestuous inner life and do not seek to give vent to it by talking or writing are simply men who have no tempestuous inner life. Give company to a lonely man and he will talk more than anyone.

Cesare Pavese