Never Answer The Phone Quotes

#1. Why do extroverts have voicemail? To never miss a call.

Why do introverts have voicemail? To never answer the phone.

Devora Zack

#2. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time.

Benjamin Franklin

#3. For a moment it seemed that her impeccably impractical education - in which she'd learned about Middle English and Duchamp's urinal and sub-Saharan droughts but had never been taught how to apply for a credit card or answer an office phone - wasn't useless after all.

Ralph Sassone

#4. Don't use the phone. People are never ready to answer it. Use poetry.

Jack Kerouac

#5. Always answer the phone. You never know if it's a hit calling.

Jerry Wexler

#6. I reject any path which rejects life, but I can't help loving Sufism because it sounds so beautiful. It gives relief in the midst of battle.

Naguib Mahfouz

#7. There is no need to overreact. I'm certain there are worse things that could happen to a young lady than to be denied a voucher to Almack's." With a small smile, Amelia Bouchard folded up the letter that had delivered the bad news and tossed it into the fireplace.

Rachel Pierson

#8. You either approve of violence or you don't, and nothing on earth is more violent or extreme than the meat industry.

Morrissey

#9. Everyones always asking me when Apple will come out with a cell phone. My answer is, Probably never.

David Pogue

#10. I go through stages. Randomly, I'll be attracted to a crazy rocker with tattoos. And I find that I'm extremely attracted to ambition and wit.

Ashley Greene

#11. Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.

Jimmy Carr

#12. I start imagining how the conversation will go, where he calls you, and you answer, and he's silent except for breathing and a few grunts, and you think you have some creeper on the line, hang up on him, and he crushes the phone in his huge, heartbroken hand and never leaves his cabin again." Ellie

Katie Ruggle

#13. No money shots! No shifting, grinding, joyfully thrusting crotch shots. It didn't matter. It was all there in his eyes, his face, the face of a Saturday night jukebox Dionysus, the shimmying eyebrows and rocking band.

Bruce Springsteen

#14. I never answer if someone knocks on my door and only the band and my manager have my phone number. In any case my phone doesn't ring so I never notice it. I occasionally just walk past and pick it up to see if anyone's there.

Robert Smith