Nether Parts Quotes

#1. My mother told me once that she and my father agreed that I would not be brought up Jewish in Chicago. She had me going to a Methodist church.

Wesley Clark

#2. For nearly three decades there has been, by and large, peace and tranquility on the India-China border. Not a single bullet has been fired for over a quarter-century. Both countries are showing great maturity and a commitment to economic cooperation.

Narendra Modi

#3. Fine. Since the tea is not forthcoming, let's have a philosophical conversation.

Anton Chekhov

#4. Their handshake looked, for the first split-second he looked, like C.T. was jacking off and the little girl was going Sieg Heil.

David Foster Wallace

#5. Amaranta would sigh, laugh, and dream of a second homeland of handsome men and beautiful women who spoke a childlike language, with ancient cities of whose past grandeur only the cats among the rubble remained.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#6. Pity that gold should always bring with it the canker - covetousness.

Fanny Fern

#7. Do what is needful. And no more!

Ursula K. Le Guin

#8. I have no enemies and no hatred

Liu Xiaobo

#9. The worst job I ever had was working nights in the Chrysler Building. I was part of a team of about five guys, and we polished the leather furniture.

Gene Hackman

#10. Force cannot give right.

Thomas Jefferson

#11. It's a tough thing having to step aside for a friend, when your heart's breaking and your nether parts are still tangled up in their base desires.

Bill Willingham

#12. All this while I kept thinking where did I go wrong, all this while he wasn't mine to lose.

Pushpa Rana