Neistat Brothers Quotes

#1. If you think you are enlightened; go home for Thanksgiving.

Ram Dass

#2. Lord, help me to do great things as though they were little, since I do them with your power; And little things as though they were great, since I do them in your name!

Blaise Pascal

#3. I think I'm a good judge of character.

Tamara Ecclestone

#4. First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Homer

#5. I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.

David Walliams

#6. Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

Joseph Barbera

#7. What was life anyway? An accumulation of small shelves if incident. Stacked at odd angles to each other.

Colum McCann

#8. The truth is, if anyone saw my home life, I'm pretty sure it would look like other families' around the world. There's a lot of juggling to be done.

Brooke Burke

#9. When each elder or pastor has his will aligned with the Lord's, we waste no time arguing for our own.

Charles R. Swindoll

#10. Didn't she know?
"Yes" to dinner today.
"Yes" to marriage tomorrow.
Dammit, he had a schedule to keep.
A schedule that involved getting her sweet ass into bed as fast as humanly possible.

Shelly Laurenston