Neil Innes Quotes

#1. But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.

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#2. I stayed attached to baseball through the kids and through minor league baseball, and I'm very satisfied with the schedule it allows me to have, which means I'm home until my kids go off to college. I value that time.

Cal Ripken Jr.

#3. When we did Top of the Pops for the third time, we decided to do it as a television program here called Come Dancing, which is not as rude as it sounds.

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#4. I wasn't aware that Track Records were interested in the Bonzos.

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#5. I suppose Roger had the license to do anything that fitted the venue.

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#6. Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

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#7. But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

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#8. When you only have a million dollar annual budget and a Super Bowl ad costs $4 million, you have to do something very creative to get onto the Super Bowl.

Allen St. Pierre

#9. We weren't by any means like the Grateful Dead or something, who could just roll on and on and on.

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#10. I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man, in many ways.

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#11. But mostly, I wrote songs and Viv wrote songs.

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#12. I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.

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#13. As I said, when we needed to move over to rock'n'roll, Sam and Vernon couldn't quite make the shift. So that's when Larry took over on drums, and we needed a bass player.

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#14. I mean Gorilla was really our first sort of goes at songwriting.

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#15. In many ways, Viv and I were the only ones who were really songwriters.

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#16. You're not going to charge us for the tower, I hope," Hadrian said. "But if you are, it was Royce's fault and should come out of his share.

Michael J. Sullivan

#17. We weren't going to play the show-biz game, and be obsequious.

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#18. We then took a shortened version of what we'd been doing in the pubs, with the best gags and things like that, out to cabaret clubs and things in the north of England for six weeks. And we became a big success.

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#19. I used to help Viv with the chords and melodies sometimes.

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#20. But I remember we sold nearly 18,000 records in one day.

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#21. I have a lot of fun writing for artists, but I'm learning to apply that fun to myself.

Sam Dew

#22. If change can be catalyzed by emotion, the rate of change should be astronomical.

Beth Hedva

#23. Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.

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#24. I mean in recent years, I think you've only got to sell thirty or forty thousand to get a #1.

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#25. I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

Megan Fox

#26. It was just us lampooning our own peer group, saying, well hey, where did this stuff come from? And where does British guys get to be so good at it suddenly?

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#27. Viv had this kind of stage presence where you couldn't ignore it. He walked onstage, he looked dangerous. You just didn't know what he was going to do.

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#28. I suppose we all loved those kind of sci-fi movies where terrible things came out of swamps and came to Mars. And there's usually some poor girl. All the guys are trying to desperately handle levers and saying, go to something or other.

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#29. Answers given with authority negate the search for truth.

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#30. Larry only ever wrote one song, and he wrote that with Tony Kaye, I think it was, from Yes.

Neil Innes

#31. The alt-right 2016 is like punk rock 1977: it's daring, new, socially unacceptable, inevitable, and scaring the crap out of everyone.

Michael Stutz

#32. My writing comes from ideas that make a sound in my heart.

Katherine Paterson

#33. So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.

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#34. Stock prices have been quoted in fractions for two centuries, based on a system descended from Spanish pieces of eight. Each dollar was cut into eight bits worth 12.5 cents each..

Charles Jaffe

#35. Because Larry, by then, was a drummer, who would sort of get bored and tired, and rather stand up and blow kisses to people. So we needed the bass to sort of drive along.

Neil Innes

#36. In fact, Moon came on tour with us for a bit just before a big festival in Brighton, I think.

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#37. And Roger was crazy with his robots and everything.

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#38. But Dennis was a really solid musician, and we really needed somebody who could play bass like him.

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#39. The only thing wrong with the NBA - or any other professional sport, for that matter - is a wild epidemic of Dumbness and overweening Greed. There is no Mystery about it, and no need to change any rules.

Hunter S. Thompson