Nebraska Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 13 famous quotes and sayings about nebraska funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 13 Nebraska Funny Quotes

#1. Between the ages of six and nine, my palette was taking shape as well as my identity as a chef. It was then that I learned the difference between salty, sweet, sour and even spicy. - Author: Marcus Samuelsson
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#2. I didn't want the public in my personal life at all - I thought that people might perceive me as too normal, and I'd lose that larger-than-life rock star persona. You've got to protect that! - Author: Vanilla Ice
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#3. I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#4. Clothes are interesting and they're there to be played with. I like the idea of costume rather than fashion. - Author: Orla Brady
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#5. Now if I go through it again, I think I would be a lot more open about it. I admire people who have been open like Melissa Ethridge and women I see walking around facing it without wigs and all of that stuff. I think I would be more courageous next time. - Author: Kathy Bates
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#6. Can an author create characters superior to himself? I would say no and in that negation include both the intellectual and the moral. I believe that from us cannot emerge creatures more lucid or more noble than our best moments. - Author: Anonymous
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#7. We remain very confident in the safety of U.S. beef. - Author: John Clifford
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#8. We are all the foolishness and all the crimes we did. We're also all the kindnesses we did. I hate to think of life as if we understood time. We don't understand time. - Author: Hugh Leonard
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#9. People moan about Twitter, people being rude and trolling. Just turn it off. Life goes on. - Author: Tom Parker Bowles
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#10. I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was kind of funny because I faked my accent, so everybody thought I lived in an apartment somewhere. But I grew up on a pig farm. - Author: Larry The Cable Guy
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#11. you can be different if u be u - Author: Jane Fonda
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#12. I respect your right to worship Satan, or to worship a tea kettle, or to be a NIMBY, or to be an asshole. There's no law against being an asshole. - Author: Chicken John
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#13. Who can understand the covert world of the emotions, the secret life of the mind? - Author: Roberta Parry
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