Naughties Quotes

#1. I call these naughties - just like your Uncle sometimes...

Michael N. Wilton

#2. When you have a baby, when you feel his love, you feel so at peace with the world. You just want to share the good news and share how happy you feel.

Shakira

#3. When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.

Linji Yixuan

#4. In the 2000 election, George W. Bush, who had shirked military service, succeeded in presenting himself as more reliable on national security than Al Gore.

Samantha Power

#5. (He reasoned: A well-formed bottom hanging in space is just a well-formed bottom, but you hook up a well-formed bottom to a whip-smart woman and apply a dash of the awkward and what you've got yourself is ... well, trouble.)

Christopher Moore

#6. There are no secrets of success. Success is doing the things you know you should do. Success is not doing the things you know you should not do.

Wilferd Peterson

#7. I don't believe in the concept that 3D should be shot separately. I mean, every director has their own style, sure, but I don't think any of that is really an issue with 3D.

Peter Jackson

#8. It is quite deplorable to see how many rational creatures, or at least who are thought so, mistake suffering for sanctity, and think a sad face and a gloomy habit of mind propitious offerings to that Deity whose works are all light and lustre and harmony and loveliness.

Sydney, Lady Morgan

#9. The problem of neurology is to understand man himself.

Wilder Penfield

#10. Always craft a story from real life encounters. It is more believable and you are able to tell it with some emotion.

Khalid Muhammad

#11. If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look like cows and horses would draw gods that look like horses.

Xenophanes

#12. One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Doug Larson