National Library Week Quotes

#1. It's still National Library Week. You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the librarians would like tea. Or chocolates. Or a reliable source of funding.

Neil Gaiman

#2. I'm not even capable of an auditory response; my vocal cords have shorted out and my jaw has dropped to the floor. Raunch-y.

Marissa Carmel

#3. Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say infinitely when you mean very; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.

C.S. Lewis

#4. Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers.

Gloria Steinem

#5. It is the nature of stupid people to hide their perplexity and attack what they cannot grasp.

John Gardner

#6. That moment when a knot forms in your throat, but you choose to throw your head back and laugh instead.

Christy Hall

#7. People are moderately more likely to favor approaches that involve reflection and deliberation.

Cass R. Sunstein

#8. The boys laughed and peered in the direction of the girl with Kitty Wells dyed black hair.

Nancy B. Brewer

#9. I did not discover literature of any kind until I was about eleven, or ten.

Ben Peek

#10. The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

Dick Motta

#11. I'm kind of shocked any time somebody hires me and even more shocked any time somebody hires me to play a character like Lex Luthor, which I only knew from the public consciousness of him being a bald, brooding villain who is older than me.

Jesse Eisenberg

#12. Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

Steve Carell