National Lampoon's Vacation St Louis Arch Quotes

#1. New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screensavers on computers. I sit down to check my e-mail, and the next thing I know it's three days later, I'm in the desert, I'm banging on a drum, I'm naked, and somebody's pierced my dick.

Bill Maher

#2. Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family; but to a solitary and an exile his friends are everything.

Warren G. Harding

#3. Kim dived into the happy Asiatic disorder which, if you only allow time, will bring you everything that a simple man needs.

Rudyard Kipling

#4. Whether we're looking at the burial box of St. James, a fragment of the True Cross, the Shroud of Turin, or some bones supposedly belonging to John the Baptist, there is always excitement and distrust, faith and doubt.

Jay Parini

#5. For over 221 years our Corps has done two things for this great Nation. We make Marines, and we win battles.

Charles C. Krulak

#6. You fall into my arms. You are the good gift of destruction's path, When life sickens more than disease. And boldness is the root of beauty. Which draws us together.

Boris Pasternak

#7. Putting Zodiacs in front of whaling vessels doesn't do it anymore. Done that, been there, seen that.

Paul Watson

#8. Life is a play.It's not its length,but its performance that counts.

Seneca The Younger