National Lampoon Christmas Vacation Eddie Quotes

#1. If you are having trouble with a story, it may not be an issue with the quality of the writing - there may just be too much of it.

Michael Winter

#2. You die how you live.

August Wilson

#3. There's pearl of the orient seas but it happens to be also a pearl of orient corruptions.

Angelica Hopes

#4. When I give notes on a script, I say, 'Guys, I may drift, but it's part of the process.' So I'm aware that I'm drifting, but I'm grabbing a lot of stuff.

Garry Shandling

#5. We have but one dance to a lifetime of songs.

Laura Miller

#6. The fact is inner-city black districts are not the same as suburban Republican districts. That's a fact. And people need to go and learn about the whole country.

Newt Gingrich

#7. Oh, tempest-tossed believer, it is a happy trouble which drives you to your Father!

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#8. I lay in my dressing room after being in make-up waiting to go on. They knew I was feeling pretty rotten and they tried to give me time to rest. But I couldn't sleep. I couldn't do anything.

Dick York

#9. It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

Garrison Keillor

#10. Bear patiently with a rival.

Ovid

#11. Second, honoring parents is how nearly all of us come to recognize that there is a moral authority above us to whom we are morally accountable.

Dennis Prager

#12. When I would present my work as a student, often I would hear, "Your project is too formal" - it's too form-based; it's too form-driven. Which is kind of shocking for a visual practice, for someone to say something discouraging about a focus on an exploration of aesthetics.

Jimenez Lai

#13. Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don't see enough.

Will Graham

#14. I'm very happy to be part of a generation where you don't have to say that you're gay. It's just like, 'I'm dating a dude,' or, 'I'm dating a girl,' and I love it. I think it's a great time.

Keke Palmer

#15. Go, little book, and wish to all
Flowers in the garden, meat in the hall,
A bin of wine, a spice of wit,
A house with lawns enclosing it,
A living river by the door,
A nightingale in the sycamore!

Robert Louis Stevenson