Nasim Pedrad Quotes

#1. I can easily connect with the prepubescent dork I spent much of my life being.

Nasim Pedrad

#2. There's no such thing as altruism.

Andrew Tobias

#3. The trick is to force yourself to open it even though it's broken. A broken heart is still a beating one.

Penelope Ward

#4. It's my conviction that slight shifts in imagination have more impact on living than major efforts at change ... deep changes in life follow movements in imagination.

Thomas Moore

#5. If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch.

Nasim Pedrad

#6. I really looked up to Tina Fey as a writer, and because I did have a background in writing, she is someone whose career I really did admire.

Nasim Pedrad

#7. I knew at a young age that I wanted to do comedy, and maybe part of that was trying to fit in at school because I had a weird name, and my parents had these accents, and I was definitely a late bloomer.

Nasim Pedrad

#8. John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever.

Nasim Pedrad

#9. I'll never forget my very first [SNL] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she'd written "Have fun." That always stayed with me.

Nasim Pedrad

#10. Don't say I'm alone, this makes us depressed. loneliness are the moments when we can know more about ourselves. loneliness are the moments when we are only in God's company. Just feel it and enjoy these moments.

Kusum Manjeshri

#11. In our own way, in your own way, we are all of us a masterpiece. Everyone is unique.

Chloe Thurlow

#12. If he knew, if he only knew that I was giving him every chance to put two and two together and come up with a number bigger than infinity.

Andre Aciman

#13. Fear not. For fear itself is fed by fear, and all fears pass. Did no one tell you so? Come take my hand, my friend, and we will peer into this fear's abyss. And jump! And know.

Felix Dennis