Nascar Race Sayings

#1. I know one thing. If a NASCAR driver ever got on the court with me, they wouldn't be able to keep up. That would be like me driving a bus in a NASCAR race.

Kenny Smith

#2. I've never seen a NASCAR race; I've seen an Indianapolis 500 race.

Cheech Marin

#3. Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and staff with the logo patches of their corporate sponsors?

Jim Hightower

#4. you should work like a master and not as a slave; work incessantly, but do not do slave's work.

Swami Vivekananda

#5. Dale Earnhardt was the best race car driver there will ever be in NASCAR. I would hope you don't expect me to replace him because nobody ever will.

Kevin Harvick

#6. I always sought out organic produce because to me it always tasted better; the quality was better - if you got it fresh.

Nell Newman

#7. I would say I am an amateur guitarist.

Rain Phoenix

#8. Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time.

Ann Coulter

#9. A bad deed always brings a punishment.

Johanna Spyri

#10. Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

Carlos Mencia

#11. When I did some Nascar races this year I noticed that I was increasingly missing the racing side, to race against each other, because in rallying you really race against the clock.

Kimi Raikkonen

#12. I groom, but it doesn't take me a long time to get to what people see.

Wiz Khalifa

#13. I wrote some of the worst poetry west from the Mississippi River, but I wrote. And I finally sometimes got it right.

Maya Angelou

#14. I'm the only fire that can live in the rain

Lil' Wayne

#15. Kyle Busch has got to be the loneliest NASCAR driver ever. He's led so many laps he never sees anybody in front of him for two-thirds of the race. He just sees clean racetrack ... He's the Maytag guy.

Kyle

#16. I don't like to go to strange places. I was in Italy for about five hours on my way to Africa.

Nina Simone

#17. Take courage. You do not yet see your own abilities because you have never been tested. You have never demonstrated to yourself or anyone all that you can do. Put your fears aside and trust that you can succeed in the challenges that lie ahead. - King Hercalon IV, Former King of Oomaldee

L.R.W. Lee