Top 94 Myrnin Quotes
#1. If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.'
'Is he UNstable?'
'I don't know, how can I tell? You're the crazy whisperer!'
She had a point. Claire couldn't help but smile about that.
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#2. And Myrnin seemed quite taken with that, Claire thought; she'd never seen him look at anyone with quite that much admiration. It surprised her that it made her feel a little ... what was that? Jealous? Couldn't be.
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#3. Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.
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#4. I never forget," Myrnin said in a choked whisper. "Certainly not with your nails in my throat. They're quite an excellent mnemonic device.
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#5. You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.
"Don't use the same beaker you used for poisons!" Claire yelled after him. He waved a pale hand. "I mean it!
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#6. Oh, Claire," he said. "You think me a far better man than I am. That's kind, and flattering."
"Are you saying that you -"
"Doughnuts!" Myrnin interrupted her and darted away, to zip back in seconds with an open box.
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#7. You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?
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#8. You'd be surprised what people will do for money that they wouldn't do for
love.
Myrnin.
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#9. She was also wearing vampire bunny slippers. Myrnin had given them each a pair for Christmas, since they'd all found his so hilarious, and as Eve marched toward Claire, the rabbit slippers' mouths flapped up and down, their red tongues flashing and plush teeth biting the ground.
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#10. I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin
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#11. What about Myrnin?'
Eve swallowed, almost choked, and Michael patted her kindly on the back. She beamed at him. 'Myrnin? Oh yeah. He did a Batman and took off into the night. What is with that guy, Claire? If he was a superhero, he'd be Bipolar Man.
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#12. Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me?
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#13. I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?
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#14. Myrnin: "There is no drama so great as that of a teenage girl."
Claire: "Except yours.
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#15. [Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]
"Don't they teach you anything in your schools?"
"Not about this."
"Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google.
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#16. How'd you get to be so good at this?"
"I had a good teacher."
"Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass."
"I mean you, dummy."
"Oh.
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#17. Myrnin: Have we been introduced?
Frank: Probably not. Why, you asking me out, sweetheart?
Myrnin: You're not my type, darling.
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#18. You say the nicest things,' Myrnin said. He was slurring his words, and he threw an arm around Oliver's neck. 'Marry me.' 'Exactly what part of the brain did that bullet hit?' Shane asked, hovering on the edge of manic laughter. Oliver sighed. 'He means carry me. And no. I won't.
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#19. Myrnin," she said. "He didn't show up at the rendezvous." "And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice recently. He probally went of the chase butterflys or something
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#20. That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.
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#21. Breath, Myrnin said. I'm not much for it myself, but I hear it's quite good for humans.
-Myrnin.
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#22. It's a sad day when Myrnin is the safe choice, she thought. Apparently, he thought so, too, because he gave her a long, troubled look before pressing his thumb to a glass plate inside the room and opening the door.
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#23. Myrnin: "I shall name him Bob, Bob the spider"
Claire: "You're insane."
Myrnin: "Why Claire, I thought that was part of my charm." (something like that)
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#24. And that was all of it. The machine stretched out in an endless, dizzying series of loops and whirls and weird mechanisms, sprouting wires like tree
roots. It didn't look real to her. Neither did Myrnin, as he turned to her with a barely concealed red glow in his eyes.
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#25. Who's Myrnin?"
Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. "Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss."
"You realize no part of that sentence made sense, right?
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#26. Myrnin was heading for Kim when she picked up a crossbow lying on a table nearby and shot him pointblank in the chest.
He staggered backward, muttered, Not again
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#27. Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say,
Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.
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#28. I don't see a way in," Eve whispered.
Why are you whispering?" Myrnin whispered back. "Vampires can hear us, anyway.
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#29. Talk. I'll just wait' shall I? Because my mission to save this town is of no importance whatsoever next to your girl talk."- Myrnin
"Oh, shut up, you medieval drama queen" - Claire
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#30. Myrnin, drive carefully. Understand?"
"Of course."
He didn't.
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#31. It's only a hunting spider, it won't hurt you." -Myrnin
"So not the point!" -Claire
"Oh, pish. It's just another living creature. Nothing to be frightened of, if handled properly. I think I'll call him Bob. Bob the spider." -Myrnin
"You're insane." -Claire
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#32. I had a good teacher."
"Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass."
"I mean you, dummy.
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#33. Is this your bedroom?" she asked, and turned to look at him. Myrnin straightened and jammed the big red floppy hat back on his head. The feathers waved back and forth.
"Don't get any ideas," he said. "I'm far too young and innocent for that kind of thinking.
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#34. You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.
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#35. Myrnin to Claire: If anyone comes to bite you while I'm gone - well, try not to attract attention. Die quietly.
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#36. Myrnin said softly. And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?
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#37. And before you ask, no, you're not driving, Myrnin. I remember the last time.'
'That accident was not my fault.'
'You were the only one on the road, and the mailbox actually didn't leap out in front of you. No arguments. You sit in the back, too.
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#38. Goodness,' Myrnin said quietly. 'I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.
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#39. Myrnin: "Oh, an all-night drive-through! I could murder a cheeseburger. Don't you just love this century?"
Oliver: "Focus, you fool.
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#40. Myrnin:I could murder a cheeseburger right now
Oliver:focus ya fool
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#41. Did you bring me a hamburger?
Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before.
Coffee?
It's late.
Doughnuts?
No.
What good are you then?
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#42. She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not ... you know, better."
"Define BETTER with that guy."
"Not all fangs and raaaaar.
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#43. Ah, I remember now why you ceased to amuse, Myrnin. You use honesy like a club.
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#44. Follow me,' Myrnin said. 'And do stay together. And by the way, this is the last time I go anywhere with you people. You are all insane.
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#45. He was capable of wild mood swings that went from murder to concern for a spider in under five minutes. In the end, loving Myrnin, really loving him, could be like living with an unexploded bomb - sooner or later it was bound to go off, and for someone fragile and human, it would be fatal.
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#46. Myrnin: I think your ghost girl's afraid I'll try to bite her. I believe she may have, you know, mental issues ...
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#47. From Shane's Point of View:
Jester talking to Shane:
"What's the matter? You afraid you'd bite your skinny little girlfriend?" Jester laughed. "She's already someone else's, you know. I can smell the bite on her. He's marked her."
Myrnin.
"Shut up," I said, and kicked him in the face.
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#48. Take her home. And-"
"Say nothing- yes, yes, I heard you the first seven hundred times," Myrnin said, much too sharply. "I'm ancient. I'm not deaf.
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#49. Myrnin froze, staring at her. He really was amazing, she thought; when he had that light in his eyes, it was possible to see past the crazy behavior and clothing chaos and recognize him as just ... beautiful. The longing in his face was breathtaking.
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#50. Myrnin had been uncharacteristically quiet since they'd arrived, and she glanced over to see him frowning down at his flip-flops. He probably missed his vampire bunny slippers.
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#51. Don't worry ... Someone will pay for your suffering. Heavily. With screaming.
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#52. What was your name again?"
"Still Eve."
"No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.
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#53. Do be careful. I can't replace you as easily as all that.
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#54. In an insane world, sanity made very little sense.
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#55. I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.
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#56. Clarity confused me. I was far less forgiving and kind than the general state of disconnection in which I liked to live.
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#57. All right," he said. "Since you ask so nicely."
"I wasn't asking."
"I'm aware of that. The sharp point in my back did make it clear.
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#58. Best to flee now, before the pitchforks and torches and scientists come calling.
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#59. I'm a science nerd! Not a cheerleader.
- Claire Danvers
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#60. I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy."
"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy."
Claire closed her eyes. "Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it into the machine."
Dead silence.
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#61. Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.
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#62. I think so," she [Claire] said. "Just watch your back, okay?"
"Nah, Michael's got mine." He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes.
"I've got yours.
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#63. Mortals simply aren't what they used to be," he said. "A thousand years ago, you would have bartered your immortal soul for a crust of stale bread. Now I can't even get you to gamble at all, even for your freedom.
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#64. I knew you'd come,Claire.I knew you would.Dear God,you took your time.
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#65. You're always caring about strays and outcasts among us, myself included. You really are a very odd girl, you know; so little sense of what is good for you.
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#67. There were a few things scarier than a bipolar vampire off his meds, but to be honest, not that many.
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#68. Are the two of you quite done with your sweet nothings? Because I might vomit.
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#69. My, if I didn't loathe her so much, I'd admire her.
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#70. Will you be so kind as to provide me with a few places where I might look for a murderer?"
"The mirror's a great place to start
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#71. Here, you are exceptional ... There, who knows? They might not value you as much as we do.
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#72. He kicked in the door with one casual blow, leaned in, and said, "Please don't run. I'm not in a good mood. Better if you just sit still."
He cocked his head and listened, then smiled. "Ah," he said. "And there he goes. You two wait here.
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#73. Bite me, Goth princess," Shane called from the back. "Not literally or anything."
"Maybe you should say that to Michael."
"Not funny, Eve," Michael said.
Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. "Little bit," she said.
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#74. You can't go around ... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just ... unsanitary.
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#75. I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense.
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#76. Bad men skulking in the darkness have always been there, and always will.
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#77. It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.
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#78. There are always a few, Claire, who like being told what to do instead of being required to think. And those are the ones you should fear. That goes equally for humans, I'm afraid. Critical thinking has become a sadly rare skill these days.
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#79. You've been the least useless apprentice I've ever had.
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#80. It's dreadfully unfair to say things like that when this is likely the last time we will speak and we both know you don't mean what you say. It's pure selfishness that you want to keep me here.
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#81. Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!
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#82. People bond themselves into families and groups for protection, and strangers ... strangers are always at risk.
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#83. Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do ... well, you can't. Sorry about that.
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#84. See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often."
"No. Trust me, you shouldn't," Eve said. "Think of all the little old people and the children.
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#85. They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed.
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#86. Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.
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#87. I never meant it," he was saying.
"Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it,
seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something ... What do I do? What can I do ... ?
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#88. Just because he's a spider doesn't mean he deserves any less concern!
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#89. When things seem calmest, that is the time you should fear the most, it's when you have the most to lose.
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#90. He had on bunny slippers.
These had fangs.
They all stared at them in silence for about a heartbeat, and then Shane said, That is impressively wicked. Crazy, but wicked.
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#91. Promise me, Amelie, that you'll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love."
"I hardly think there's any chance of that," Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.
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#92. Dear girls, I can let anyone get hurt because in my world, my safety and well-being come first.
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#94. I had no name for that particular hue of orange, other than unfortunate.
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