My Husband Cooks Quotes

#1. I don't really cook. There are caterers, and my husband cooks.

Tori Amos

#2. My husband cooks fancier food for himself than I've ever cooked on-air. I call him from the road, and he's making champagne-vanilla salmon or black-cherry pork chop. Half of me is feeling unworthy. Not only am I not a chef, I'm not a better cook than my own husband!

Rachael Ray

#3. Women need not take up with mean things, since (if they are not wanting to themselves) they are capable of the best.

Mary Astell

#4. Labor! all labor is noble and holy!
Let thy great deeds be thy prayer to thy God.

Frances Sargent Osgood

#5. A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider results in an erection that lasts for several hours.

John Lloyd

#6. I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close.

Mr. T

#7. I can't talk on the radio at all. When the red light comes on, my hands go up in the air: I think they're trying to get to my face, to shut me up. I don't talk on stage for the same reason.

Alison Mosshart

#8. We need to take turns - it's the kind thing to do.

Lorraine Loria

#9. Codependents: don't trust themselves. don't trust their feelings. don't trust their decisions. don't trust other people. try to trust untrustworthy people.

Melody Beattie

#10. She met the Lusitanian cooks, a husband and wife team whose passionate screams in
Portuguese during their fights and lovemaking were legendary among the sailors. - pag. 191

Meljean Brook

#11. Hitler took the action of pitiless massacre as a last resort in the face of a perceived irreconcilable enemy."
--Hitler: Beyond Evil and Tyranny, p. 39

Russel H.S. Stolfi

#12. My husband is a musician. He cooks and he's a chef but he also, he makes basement recordings. So many people in my life make basement recordings, so I feel very lucky, I'm surrounded by very creative people.

Dana Spiotta

#13. We all have dreams; things we want to achieve, to have or to own, to be or to see.

Innocent Mwatsikesimbe

#14. Few revolutions succeed, and when they do, you often discover they did not gain what you hoped for, and you condemn yourself to perpetual fear, as the parties you defeated may always regain power and work for your ruin.

Francesco Guicciardini

#15. The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.

Marge Kennedy

#16. Dare I ask Mao and his Communist Party?
I fear my throat will be cut into two pieces.
In the name of revolution, for thought crimes,
Such questions can turn me to ashes.

Zoe S. Roy

#17. [On husband Gavin Rossdale:] We're a perfect couple. He cooks, and I eat.

Gwen Stefani

#18. None could be strong if we did not go through countless wrong.

Rizi Dame C. Briz

#19. The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he's around you, he's such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans.

Malin Akerman

#20. I'm very lucky to have a husband who cooks, for a start. It's a good partnership. I met him through a friend, and we just hit it off.

Lesley Nicol

#21. Be encouraged to be an encourager. It's a spiritual art that everyone can learn. And mostly you learn by practicing it.

Jill Briscoe

#22. Your children are French-born citizens," the policeman said. "You may leave them here. They're not on my list.

Kristin Hannah

#23. My husband and I have a deal, which has worked out well: He cooks one Sunday, I cook the next. The kids set the table, and we eat in the dining room together, just as I used to do as a kid.

Christa Miller