My Funeral Plan Quotes

#1. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a small town. Real small, like one high school and one movie theater. Well, there was a state college there, that was the only good thing about it.

Keith Haring

#2. I treat myself occasionally and don't have any guilt or conditions placed on it.

Miranda Kerr

#3. I don't pray because it makes sense to pray. I pray because my life doesn't make sense without prayer.

Noah Benshea

#4. False friends, like weeds, try very hard to appear genuine.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#5. A knife is a godsend to the man tied in ropes, death to the man in chains.

James Dashner

#6. If [domain seizure] isn't direct censorship, I don't know what is.

Dan Gillmor

#7. And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.

J. Lincoln Fenn

#8. What you need is one black dress I call Plan B. It doesn't have to be fabulous, it just looks good, covers up the problems and is neutral enough for dinner, business, a date, a funeral. You don't overwear it, you don't overwash it, because the Plan B is - gold.

Salma Hayek

#9. To hell with exciting. I'd rather be drab as hell and win.

Woody Hayes