My Fake Plants Died Quotes

#1. My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. There was all of about 30 kids where I went to school; we were all one clique.

Jessie Usher

#3. When you're dating, abstinence is a greater expression of love than making love, because you're doing what's best for your beloved, not just what feels good in the moment.

Jason Evert

#4. Too many religious organizations are in the business of enforcing beliefs.

Charley Pride

#5. If it's wrong when they do it, it's wrong when we do it.

Noam Chomsky

#6. I have great respect for Sean Penn. It's like most relationships that fail. It's not one thing, it's many thing that go on over a period of time.

Madonna Ciccone

#7. Education is not an affair of 'telling' and being told, but an active and constructive process.

John Dewey

#8. People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Nick Cave

#9. Tether smartphones with laptops when you need a connection. Turn off updates to avoid exceeding plan data.

David Chiles

#10. The heart errs like the head; its errors are not any the less fatal, and we have more trouble getting free of them because of their sweetness.

Anatole France

#11. Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.' " "William Morris.

Menna Van Praag

#12. I didn't wear jeans for, like, a decade of my life.

Melissa McCarthy