Mulaudzi Masala Quotes

#1. What strange creatures brothers are!

Jane Austen

#2. Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said

David Nicholls

#3. What I was is not what I am. Two men, identical faces, but different eyes. In what they have seen, in what they reflect upon the world.

Steven Erikson

#4. Who am I? How did I come into the world? Why was I not consulted?

Soren Kierkegaard

#5. Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"

Eddie Izzard

#6. Listen to the lyrics - we're singing about everyday life: rich people trying to keep money, poor people tying to get it, and everyone having trouble with their husband or wife!

Buddy Guy

#7. Many financial advisors recommend that you diversify for your own protection. What they fail to tell you is that it is also for their protection. Since most financial advisors cannot tell you exactly which stock or mutual fund is a great investment, they tell you to buy a bunch of them.

Robert Kiyosaki

#8. apparent. Once I put Clorox cream on

Deborah Feldman

#9. The whole world can burn down around us. I'll keep my arms around you until the end.

Joe Hill

#10. And you know that voice in your head that tells you not to do wrong? I have one of those, but it doesn't give a shit about right and wrong when someone upsets her.

Suzanne Wright

#11. I just wanted to tell you that I understand if you go. It's okay if you have to leave us. It's okay if you want to stop fighting.

Gayle Forman

#12. I'm selling my soul to Hollywood Records. I love you like a love song baby, a sinful, miracle, lyrical. He ate my soul. He's Lucifer. I'm torn I'm selling my soul to the rhythm because I'm become so possessed with the music he plays. I chose a path and I'm not looking back.

Selena Gomez

#13. For a long time, the for-profit world has told us in the not-for-profit sector to behave more like businesses.

Nancy Lublin

#14. We must have moral education in the schools, anti-bullying programs, but this does not mean programs to feminize boys.

Christina Hoff Sommers

#15. Art is apotheosis; often, the complaint of beauty.

Dejan Stojanovic